The 2024 Red Debacle 2

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

Welcome back for the second half of the 2024 Red Debacle. 

We return in full Paul Harvey mode with Ron Dion DeSantis: The Rest of the Story. And if there's one thing Dion is good at it is storytelling, as we learned yesterday when we travelled with him down Penny Lane to find a baby dropped in a tin pan. Here's another fearsome tale of woe: 

On Fentanyl, Dion says someone he knew took one (1) laced Percocet pill and instantly died. That’s not how it works. The Swine portray Fentanyl like cyanide then blame our enemies for its presence to keep you clamoring for war, which you will. For me, I don’t think any politician truly cares about Fentanyl. I have history to stand on in this thinking. They didn’t care about morphine or the heroin they cooked and introduced to society to “stop morphine addiction” or the methadone, oxycontin, oxycodone, or suboxone. No, they handed those drugs out like Pez. Not the cartels but Big Pharm via crank doctors. This whole mess reminds me of the meth rhetoric during the Obama era. As you well know, nothing was done about that drug either. 

Drugs precipitate the War on Drugs which then precipitates not only the Police State both for which red and blue have purple, twitching penises, but also gobs and gobs of liquid revenue. Why the hell would they do away with it? Would you? There's an argument that they pump drugs into the system to keep people pacified. I find that horseshit as well. Drugs don't pacify people, if anything, they make people far more prone to criminality. But then that's what the while system wants. Drugs, and nothing besides, are its bread and butter. Drugs are the most profitable, time-tested product in the human experience. Dealers are the biggest goddamn rip-off artist shills the world has ever or will ever see. They're the only people who will screw you faster than a politician. It makes perfect sense for them to be sewn together by the palms. 

Dion and Pence check to make sure they haven't
lost any money.

Finally, Dion’ s all for civic understanding and more knowledge of our constitution, and of course leave gender out of everything. This, a sterling promise from your favorite book burning scum. Another twat who only gives a shit when suburbanite burgher kids die of overdoses. Who didn’t give a shit for the ten years Fentanyl has been on scene (not the three years you all think it's been around for), after all, they had to let it build up into a crisis. Took a while for the Cleaver kids to start ODing, now that they have, the time is ripe for war. Time to revive the Minutemen, trained to shoot brown people on sight. 

Continuing with the rest of the Hateful Eight--

As you all know, a Republican Debate without Jesus is like a day without syphilis...

Scott and Burgum check their hearts for Jesus.

One thing Mike Pence (Maco Shark, IN) says amidst his usual run of Christian Soldier bullshit that sticks out is “Consensus isn’t leadership.” That attitude is the exact opposite of democracy, just so you know. It means that if we, the people, all come together and decide something like the constitution declares is our god given right, we’re wrong in doing so. No, it is the leadership who should be allowed to decide because, you know, plebes are fucking stupid. If you’re mad at me for putting it like that understand that a long time ago the leaders decided exactly that based on exactly what I just said and gave you the electoral college, so it's not coming from me. “They’re all farmers!” The politicians decided before the institution of the EC. “They don’t know what they want!” Ergo, you’re too dumb to know what you want. My point in telling you is to show you their thinking as they play their games with your lives. I’m writing this asshole off as another Jesus Humper, along with Tim Scott (Televangelist, SC) who seems to want to be the Joel Osteen of politics. He agrees with his party on the big shit, so why be redundant? He has this rap about his hard upbringing. I don’t buy it. I think it’s a schtick. He has said he was a terror from ages 7 to 14. That’s not abnormal, most children are like that.  If these two remain relevant to the campaign trail, I’ll pay them more mind. Same goes for Hutchison (No One Gives, AR) and Burgum (A Flying Fuck, ND) who may have gotten eight to ten minutes of speaking time during the entire debate. 

 

"No, I can't be bought with Ziti," Christie says. "You have
my word."

Ah, Christie (All-Father, NJ) I haven’t spoke of him yet because he sounds full of shit save for when he rattles off a litany of Putin’s atrocities. He’s blaming China for Fentanyl. Well, we use, and have used, Fentanyl for surgery here in the states for a long time. That means Pfizer, the lovely Big Pharm cunts who provided tonight’s stage, has the recipe and mass produces it. Who’s to say they didn’t sell it to the cartels? Or the Chinese? Tell me Pfizer has no finger in a Chinese Pie. I’m going to look and see if they do. If I find something, I’ll show you. The Swine are rabid to go to war with China and Russia, it’s evident and has been for a while. Border Crisis! Fentanyl! Putin Evil! Xi Jinping, Commie Vile! Russian Soldiers Perverse, Evil Bad! These pricks are not going to stop until they make good and goddamn sure that you believe a government camera inside every room of your house and a platoon of drones patrolling every block and city street is the only way to keep your babies safe. Man, I wish this was dystopia. I was going to bill this piece that way, but it isn’t. 

It’s fucking advent reality. 

This whole debate is a debacle. All eight of these people are wearing each other's faces and six of them wear a Trump mask on top of that. One thing people don’t realize is that what you hear in the debate—ALL OF IT—is what you’re going to get with the next Republican president. These ideas aren’t exclusive to a candidate. Essentially, the Hateful Eight all agree with each other even when they’re fighting. And look, sycophantic hand-raising when the candidates are asked if they’ll support Trump as Republican Party candidate even if he is convicted. Six raised hands. Six Republican candidates just conceded to Trump before the shit show even begins. Six, goddammit. Doesn’t mean anything, you say? Yes, it does. It says that three-quarters of these fucks don't honestly want to be president, they want Trump. I did like what Christie says about it; he didn't raise his hand for Trump, citing the previous president's conduct as his reason. He's speaking of the criminal allegations. For me, Trump is the Squatter. Phlegmatic Fuck. Promoter of the COVID Bleach Cocktail. The man who wanted to suspend the constitution, lest ye forget, and everyone has. I personally can't prove that he's a criminal but goddamn if he doesn't quack that duck. But who cares, right? It’s boring! Fuck checks and balances, who gives a shit! The only ones who will die in war are the soldiers stationed overseas, right? How long until the Americans have “Good German” syndrome? We already do. I see it for myself everywhere I look. All we need is the right figurehead to take over and provoke the people. We have him. Right now, he’s under indictment. But I don’t think he’ll go to jail. I think he’ll be the next president. Why? Because he is the perfect face of the America in which we live. Right now. Swarthy. Defiant. Indicted, got street cred. Mouthy. Phlegmatic. Professed friend of Jeffrey Epstein. Wealthy beyond compare. And above all things, not afraid to talk sensational trash.

Maybe that makes him the epitome of the American Dream.

Proofreading this reminds me. I have to have another look at RFK JR (OG DC Shark) and the Voter ID policy, for reasons. Lord, let one, just one of these fucks not be a bastard. I still say (through worriedly) that he's the only one who might not be a bastard. In the early seventies Thompson asked, "Why must we always defer to the bastards?" All I've seen for the past thirty years have been the Swine, an endless run of lying, war-loving, shills. Dare I say pedophiles, Slick Willie C (Vicious Shrike, AR)? Maybe this guy isn't, but he probably is or is slated to evolve into the shift. That's a consequence of politics, so it seems, and a cynicism no American has a reason to shuck. Saying he isn't and doesn't become one? That would be interesting. Another thing we can't shuck in this country is our love of the Underdog, so we'll see.

Then, from the Notes bar--not a mojo wire but what the hell: What's this about Trump panicking? Fears of conviction? I'll have to look into that too. My plate is heaping right now. I promised to the throw the Democrats into the cooker, didn't I? Shit, look at that, a contract just came in. Seems the coal is finally beginning to pressurize. See you next time.