Gnus, Fouler by the Day

As the Great Bastardy increases day by day, I watch. Thompson was right. Politics is an addiction. You’re looking at it even though you know it’s bad for you. Zo is het.

Without further ado…from my birthday week…this is the shit that’s hit the fan. 

The  and mentally ill have been approved for the Round-Up. While this isn’t full-on Superfluity Act stuff, it’s toeing the line. That’s pretty fucked. The White House Page all but gloats about it. My guess is that they have yet to build the Re-education Camps, which is why we’ve yet to hear more than a wee whisper. If they have their way with the gerrymandering, Houston will fall to the GOP. I’m sure Trump has a hard-on for Houston. His bitch ass motorcade used to roll by the corner every day in the summer, and we’d have to get out of sight. If we didn’t, the cops would roll through and kick us off for the day. I wrote the Superfluity Act a few years after I left the Reno homeless shelter. They were building a new one when I left, and I had the idea they were going to gas everyone. Even a year ago, I thought that was silly. Now, I’m not so sure.  

Mexican President Sheinbaum once again tells The Orange Swine to go fuck himself, declaring that we’re not going to bring our military there. She will find, as we have, that it really doesn’t matter how hard or how often you tell Trump to fuck off. He’s a little like a tapeworm that way. In our own country, he has approved military action against the Cartels, who are now officially classified as a terrorist organization. He vows to destroy the Venezuelan dictator Maduro. If I’m not mistaken, there’s oil down there. Not that this would mean anything, of course. That doesn’t make this whole thing an economic hit, but…ahem. Anyway.

The tyrannical slug will meet his counterpart in Alaska on August 15^th to plot further action in Ukraine under the auspices of a peace talk. Or maybe they really want peace. I doubt it, but hey...

GAV SEZ NO: The Swine Administration has also demanded that Newsom lift the restrictions on ICE, stating that the only areas in which the Gestapo intends to bring down the iron fist of dickless bullying are in those cities that are home to the most “illegals”. Newsom responded with his usual Blow Me, so things are still up in the air. Knowing Newsom, he’ll allow it.  

James Carville, to fight back against this new GOP putsch to Gerrymander the Globe starting with Texas, suggests to democrats that they add Puerto Rico and the District of Columbia itself to statehood, thus bringing the total seats of the SCOTUS to 13. We’ve been here before, he acquiesced, but times are a little different. The gloves ought to come off. He’s right, and Texas isn’t wasting any time, trying to hold a quorum in session to get the map they’ve advanced to become the Law of the Land.

Perhaps Newsom took this to heart, for now, California has begun its own bout of gerrymandering. With the Texas Dems by his side. He vows to nullify what’s happening in Texas. It’s an interesting fight, but a sad one…we’d all be better off if this thing didn’t have to come to a head. I’m not sure the lance won’t unloose a volcano.

Meanwhile, Mamdani protests that the fix is in, citing the bastardly propaganda tactics of Andrew Cuomo, who insists he’s not trying to fuck Mamdani out of a fair shake. Of course his buddy, the Orange Swine, has gone on record saying he will “step in” to do everything in his power to keep Mamdani out of office.

IT’S A RICH BET DEPT.—Scott Bessent sez: “Tariffs should boost manufacturing over the next couple of years.” He doesn’t say how. True to form, Trump has taken to Truth Social to bark and nut himself over the gobs and gobs of liquid cash the tariffs have already brought in.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE: Pam Bondi is certain the Epstein Files will be unsealed, and that there’s nothing of any importance in them. The debacle continues. They can stretch this out for at least four years, and maybe eight. Maybe even forever, if Little Nero has his way. B-List left wing media paints it like anything can be done about this…well, it’s a rich bet indeed, but we’ll see. I’ve seen a few people say the quiet part out loud. The internet screams it out loud, and judging by the posts, Epstein didn’t just keep a client list, he kept a scrapbook. If you want to know more, look at Michael Wolff, Trump’s Biographer.

The planet still spins, and I’m off to have some Turtle Birthday Cake that I don’t need.

If you get Obamacare, expect to see you premiums jump by 18%.

The Putin stuff is being updated right as I’m logging off, if you want to check into it for yourself.

 See y’all next time. Oh, and since it won't let me link it, just in case you'd like to see that homeless order yourself, here you are.