The Bad Gnus with John and Rob

 The following is a short conversation between myself and John Bruni. Almost nightly, I hit him with a comical version of whatever is going on the News. Fucking News. Bah. 

Good Evening.


Rob: "Trump has given ICE access to Medicaid records, and furthermore, access to prison records. The Swine want to make sure they don't miss any, pigs that they are. Also, some gangsters in the hood are making things difficult for ICE. See this in Reels. While part of me likes this, it's probably just a matter of time until eye scanners wait for you at every major exit...meanwhile, McCarthy is doing his best to make sure that the Democrats are blamed for the Epstein crimes by casting doubt on them a la the 'They didn't care while I was working!' argument. Dems wanted to run from it, so he says."

John: "I love that part about the Democrats faking the Epstein list to get at Trump. Is that why Bill Clinton is on the list that the Democrats sat on for the entirety of Biden's admin? They fear it just as much as Trump."

*agreed*

Rob: "Pelosi has vowed to stop Trump's bid to reopen [Frisco's] Alcatraz, and called his [BBB], "sinful". Trump, meanwhile, vows to strenuously punish criminals, except, of course, for himself and his cunt brigade...speaking of which--"

From The Hill.

John: "The renovations alone would be too expensive."

Rob: "Trump knows that. He doesn't care. Neither does Bondi or Noem or any of the other Uber Karens (in his traveling circus)."

John:"'Nothing is off the table,' eh? I wonder if anyone had any follow up questions for him."

Rob: "No. They're going to kill (the encamped), and don't care if we know. (MAGA and many others) want (the swine to feed the alligators as promised). Oh. And Jim Jordan is set to testify soon on the Strauss case.

"Corn farmers have the Fear, feeling threatened by RFK's putsch to kill corn syrup. The gargling prick has also rejected the WHOs new amendments to preparation rules, described as "offering equity in access to health products during global health emergencies. He rejected this because he aims to make us healthy again, which is exactly what (the rejection) looks like. He said he's doing it for reasons of "national sovereignty.

"Finally, The Cunt Admin is claiming they will release "relevant" Epstein files, meaning stuff full of Democrats, bereft of Republicans, surely."

John: "The Horror. The Horror."

Indeed. Of course there is hyperbole in this, but is it? Is it really? I guess we'll see. They'll never get away with blaming only Democrats, but if they can, they'll make sure we're all too exhausted to give too much of a shit. Only they'll fail. In the end, they will fail. 

Or so I believe. I hope I'm wrong about the gator food, but these motherfuckers sure are going out of their way to get that worked into the American Psyche...for good (theirs) or ill (yours).













Nah, Donnie, not you. 






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